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Thursday, March 27, 2014


Shrouded in mystery, the sudden disappearance of the Mayan empire baffles historians and provides fodder for the imaginative. What is known about the Mayan culture suggests that the world is a better place without it, or is it? We can imagine that the leadership of the last surviving remnants of the empire was less than optimal. Suppose the Blame Mesoamerica First crowd has weaseled its way into power concerning itself with looting the treasury and subjugating the people to enrich themselves and their comrades. Flash forward: As Mrs. Obama stands on the Great Wall and tells the Chinese how much America sucks, we hope she gives a thought to the injustice perpetrated on the million or so forced laborers who died building the ultimate public works project. Or for the religious and political prisoners that labor in China today. Yeah, right. To quote an unnamed Chinese hotel worker from Michelle's luxurious hotel, "I can't wait for this to be over". We second the motion. –Dale  

Thursday, March 13, 2014

The IRONic Lady

Hillary has worn many hats. College radical, shady lawyer, cattle futures whiz, long suffering first lady, cookie hating mom, undistinguished Senator, and finally Barry's hapless Secretary of State. Strangely, her many endeavors are best characterized by what she didn't know, when. Only a common house cat is better at covering up its own messes. If America's voting public is not yet ready to abandon novelty elections, they might do better to skip proving they aren't sexist and go directly to proving they aren't specieist and elect the cat. –Dale

Thanks to Fairfield Pinpoint Edwards, Editor at All Right Magazine for suggesting the theme.