When Harry Met Nancy

With Harry bringing the brass ring so close, who can blame the speaker for being overcome by paroxysms of power. After pretending astroturf outrage and quivering with phony fear of violent Tea Partiers, Nancy finally has a real emotion... or is it? –Dale

Star of Bethlehem

As it turns out, the Three Wise Men weren’t the only ones who traveled long distances to greet their newborn king. But there was one guy there who was a little confused about who the real king was. –All Right Magazine

Wise men... three out of four ain't bad. Have a joyous Christmas. –Dale

Pandamournium

Kids say the darnedest things, but this time it’s mommy who says just a little too much when asked the time honored question, “Why?”.

– All Right Magazine

Sadness engulfs the Panda compound at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, DC, as a tearful crowd of priority challenged gawkers say goodbye to the only success coming out of DC in recent memory. –Dale

Leaving With Ed

In the wake of Climategate, what’s an environmentalist to do? A couple of leading experts explore the options here. – All Right Magazine

With the exposure of the IPCC science fiction scandal, all is not well in Ecoville. Here we see the high priest of Climate Change breaking the bad news to his most ardent true believer. A word to the wise: cash in your carbon credits now. –Dale

Inspired by a very funny article from my friend Burt Noyes at American News Blog. Article here: Environmentalist Ed Begley Jr. Attempts Suicide with Electric Car : American News Blog

Sarah Para Bellum

Move over, Rosie the Riveter. Here comes Sarah, and it’s not just rivets she’s packing. –All Right Magazine

No matter how you feel about Alaska's former governor, everyone has an opinion. Today, America is arguably in peril from forces potentially as destructive as Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. During WWII Rosie the Riveter kept 'em flying, and today when most of our "conservative" leaders are majoring in hand-wringing, the girls are stepping up. –Dale

Joe Mein

The Vice President is home alone again, and he's busy spreading international good will and stimulus cash. At least his favorite Chinese restaurant has a legitimate street address.

–Dale

Fort Diversity

A Muslim in the U.S. military — a danger? Who could have thought it possible? If only all those hours of diversity and tolerance training worked both ways…

– All Right Magazine

The religion of "peace" strikes again, and our leaders tap dance to the tune of political correctness. May the living and true God comfort the families of the fallen at Fort Hood, and bless all those in uniform who serve our nation in defense of liberty. The least of them is far more valuable than all the mealymouthed politicians in the world.

–Dale

RadMen

The Virgina and New Jersey Plans are not just for Constitutional Convention buffs anymore. After the mid-mid-term elections in those states, might the President be rethinking all that whistlestop touring, or all those radical associations?

Nosferatool

He is the Prince of Political Correctness, and he wants to suck your…bloody freedom of speech. This one’s going to take a lot of garlic.

Fourth Estate Hunt Club

Release the hounds! There’s a hunt underway for a very wily fox, and red truly is Rahm Emanuel’s color.

Queer Eye for the Small Fry

Safety first, or at the very least, safety second — right behind propaganda. Here’s another gem of a czar brought to you by the Barack Hussein Obama Youth, MMM, MMM, MMM.

Habitat for Hilarity

You can learn a lot from a dummy. For example, you can learn how not to treat certain unalienable rights. And now for the Great Peanut Puppet Show. Terry Fator, eat your heart out.

Enriched Iranium

Between the cat-and-mouse and the cloak-and-dagger, the nuclear shell game in Iran grows more and more dangerous with each passing moment. No one has been able to say definitively that Iran is attempting to build “the bomb.” Until now. All Right Magazine has uncovered irrefutable truth that Ahmadinejad is going green in the worst way possible.

Hollowood RED Carpet

Michael Moore is at it again. This time, in the wake of the G20 Summit, he’s taking on the root of all evil. No, not America, although it’s a close second, but capitalism. Oddly enough, though, the movie ticket is not free to the public.

Chamberpot Dome Scandal

In The District of Columbia, people peddle muck by the gross. Enter the ultimate muckrakers of cable television. No, not coverage of the House on C-SPAN but the hard-to-miss show Dirty Jobs. The hit series might just make Joe Wilson a star.

The D-Con Con

Once the “truth” came out about a “truther” czar, in the Obamanov Dynasty, he had to go. However, the commander-in-chief had a few kind words to say as he packed up his desk. See the footage here.

Enchanted Interrogation

Might it not be true that one can catch more flies with honey flavored tea? It’s a new experiment that this administration is willing to try to get the information necessary to win the Overseas Contingency Operation on Terror. But beware. “Torture” comes in many flavors. See the latest torture abuse pic here at All Right Magazine.

Beach Vacation

With all the jet-setting to civilized Eurotopias like Germany and France, the Obamas forgot just how grotesque the average American could be, even in the “nicer” parts. Now they’re left wondering how to beat a hasty retreat from a vacation in the sticks.

Wrong Number

The Administration is busy crunching the numbers for the next budget, and frantic phone calls are being made all over D.C. One in particular might just be the most expensive phone call in the history of telecommunication. And it’s even worse because the White House is calling collect.

Rat-out-to-me

HEY, KIDS!!! Now that the back-to-school rush is in full swing, here’s your first assignment. You even have a friendly little furry cartoon friend waiting for your submission, emphasis on submission.

Regurgulous

Bill Maher has just launched a new straight to DVD video mocking religion, and it is brought to you by the letter “B.”

Suds Summit

Nothing de-escalates a situation like beer…according to the President of the United States. That’s why he’s invited his favorite prof and the cop he hates most to the White House for a whale of a good time. It gives a whole new meaning to “Protect and Serve.”

A Clear and Transparent Danger

Does anyone still remember that campaign promise about transparency and posting detailed administration plans on the Internet? Well, then give credit where it is due to the Obama team. The health care plan is going to be posted online, and we have the exclusive footage of the President’s introduction to it.

Fuzzy Lawgic

Digging deep into the archive, we have uncovered a Sotomayor ruling that no one in the mainstream media will cover. If you thought the firefighter ruling was a shocker, wait until you see this “Wise Latina” classic.

Just Plain Palin

Now that the frivolous ethics complainers don’t have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore, the former Veep candidate will have a lot of extra time on her hands for big game hunting. Odds are that she’ll make big trouble for Moose and Squirrelly Dems.

Dependence Day

Just in time for the Fourth, here’s a special People’s Republic broadcast from the Exalted Leader himself, Kim Jong Il…and we do mean Il, mentally that is.