In recent years, the closest thing the team has had to an offensive line is "Hail to the Redskins." Now the guilt riddled left is hell-bent on taking that away. The least disruptive and most cost effective solution for the Skins, would be to replace the formidable proud American Indian profile with the humble redskin potato. That should shut the libs up until they realize that potatoes are members of the tobacco family. –Dale
DALETOONS ARE HERE AND SO ARE YOU
No matter how you wound up here, I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Thursday, June 19, 2014
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Department of Snakes
Why the long face America? John Kerry hasn't skipped a beat from Hillary in carrying out President Pandora's foreign policy. Turning the blindest of eyes from the outrageous treatment of Christians in the plethora of newly fundamentalist Islamic controlled countries and pushing hard for Israel to commit national suicide. One wonders how they find the time to wring their hands over Vlad Putin and Chinese rumblings while gutting our military. Funny, the only thing left in Pandora's box was HOPE. –Dale
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Thursday, April 10, 2014
On Un-American Activities
As the world continues to fade to grainy black and white, Barry and his Democrats are bringing back a blast from the past, Blacklisting. In his zeal to root out communist ideology in America, Joe McCarthy used the force of government to ruin the lives of communist dupes in Hollywood and elsewhere. Finally, cooler heads prevailed and the witch hunts came to an end. Now the jackboot is on the other foot. The difference today is that there don't seem to be any cooler heads to put the brakes on this bunch who want to root out traditional American ideology. –Dale
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Obamek
Shrouded in mystery, the sudden disappearance of the Mayan empire baffles historians and provides fodder for the imaginative. What is known about the Mayan culture suggests that the world is a better place without it, or is it? We can imagine that the leadership of the last surviving remnants of the empire was less than optimal. Suppose the Blame Mesoamerica First crowd has weaseled its way into power concerning itself with looting the treasury and subjugating the people to enrich themselves and their comrades. Flash forward: As Mrs. Obama stands on the Great Wall and tells the Chinese how much America sucks, we hope she gives a thought to the injustice perpetrated on the million or so forced laborers who died building the ultimate public works project. Or for the religious and political prisoners that labor in China today. Yeah, right. To quote an unnamed Chinese hotel worker from Michelle's luxurious hotel, "I can't wait for this to be over". We second the motion. –Dale
Thursday, March 13, 2014
The IRONic Lady
Hillary has worn many hats. College radical, shady lawyer, cattle futures whiz, long suffering first lady, cookie hating mom, undistinguished Senator, and finally Barry's hapless Secretary of State. Strangely, her many endeavors are best characterized by what she didn't know, when. Only a common house cat is better at covering up its own messes. If America's voting public is not yet ready to abandon novelty elections, they might do better to skip proving they aren't sexist and go directly to proving they aren't specieist and elect the cat. –Dale
Thanks to Fairfield Pinpoint Edwards, Editor at All Right Magazine for suggesting the theme.
Thanks to Fairfield Pinpoint Edwards, Editor at All Right Magazine for suggesting the theme.
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