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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Spuds on the Warpath

In recent years, the closest thing the team has had to an offensive line is "Hail to the Redskins." Now the guilt riddled left is hell-bent on taking that away. The least disruptive and most cost effective solution for the Skins, would be to replace the formidable proud American Indian profile with the humble redskin potato. That should shut the libs up until they realize that potatoes are members of the tobacco family. –Dale  

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Department of Snakes

Why the long face America? John Kerry hasn't skipped a beat from Hillary in carrying out President Pandora's foreign policy. Turning the blindest of eyes from the outrageous treatment of Christians in the plethora of newly fundamentalist Islamic controlled countries and pushing hard for Israel to commit national suicide. One wonders how they find the time to wring their hands over Vlad Putin and Chinese rumblings while gutting our military. Funny, the only thing left in Pandora's box was HOPE. –Dale

Thursday, April 24, 2014

For the Love of Jeb

Super Moderate Jeb Bush plays out his compassionate scamnesty logic with the help of Hard Left scambag, Harry Reid. If Jeb had been on the Titanic, I'm sure he would have been eager to work with the iceberg, to get things done. –Dale 

Thursday, April 10, 2014

On Un-American Activities

As the world continues to fade to grainy black and white, Barry and his Democrats are bringing back a blast from the past, Blacklisting. In his zeal to root out communist ideology in America, Joe McCarthy used the force of government to ruin the lives of communist dupes in Hollywood and elsewhere. Finally, cooler heads prevailed and the witch hunts came to an end. Now the jackboot is on the other foot. The difference today is that there don't seem to be any cooler heads to put the brakes on this bunch who want to root out traditional American ideology. –Dale

Thursday, March 27, 2014


Shrouded in mystery, the sudden disappearance of the Mayan empire baffles historians and provides fodder for the imaginative. What is known about the Mayan culture suggests that the world is a better place without it, or is it? We can imagine that the leadership of the last surviving remnants of the empire was less than optimal. Suppose the Blame Mesoamerica First crowd has weaseled its way into power concerning itself with looting the treasury and subjugating the people to enrich themselves and their comrades. Flash forward: As Mrs. Obama stands on the Great Wall and tells the Chinese how much America sucks, we hope she gives a thought to the injustice perpetrated on the million or so forced laborers who died building the ultimate public works project. Or for the religious and political prisoners that labor in China today. Yeah, right. To quote an unnamed Chinese hotel worker from Michelle's luxurious hotel, "I can't wait for this to be over". We second the motion. –Dale  

Thursday, March 13, 2014

The IRONic Lady

Hillary has worn many hats. College radical, shady lawyer, cattle futures whiz, long suffering first lady, cookie hating mom, undistinguished Senator, and finally Barry's hapless Secretary of State. Strangely, her many endeavors are best characterized by what she didn't know, when. Only a common house cat is better at covering up its own messes. If America's voting public is not yet ready to abandon novelty elections, they might do better to skip proving they aren't sexist and go directly to proving they aren't specieist and elect the cat. –Dale

Thanks to Fairfield Pinpoint Edwards, Editor at All Right Magazine for suggesting the theme.