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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The Toilet Zone

Submitted for your approval. –Dale

Thursday, October 18, 2012


Pantsuit Diplomacy, the hallmark of the Obama Doctrine. Party animal, Hillary Clinton will surely go down in history, not as a great stateswoman, but as the last refuge for hopelessly skeevy Democrats. The responsibility follies going on in Barryworld are nothing new. Nixon impersonator, David Frye put it best, "I accept the responsibility but not the blame. Let me explain the difference. Those who are to blame lose their jobs. Those who are responsible do not." –Dale

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Gaming the System

Barry Obama, the toys and games President, shocked that Congress won't play along with overturning the American system of government, is changing the rules as he goes. This is a well documented tactic of spoiled brats everywhere. The solution? A sound beating in November. –Dale

Thanks to All Right Magazine Editor, Fairfield Pinpoint Edwards for the Operation concept.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Valley Forgery

My apologies to the memory of Arnold Friberg, the fine artist who's masterful "The Prayer at Valley Forge" is reproduced above my parody, "The Player at Valley Forge G&CC." George Washington chose to suffer for our country's sake along with the Continental Army at Valley Forge during the darkest days of our new nation. By contrast, our current "leader," causes the nation to suffer for his sake while he and his leftist minions engineer our darkest days since Valley Forge. –Dale