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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Electile Dysfunction

From sham marriage to American foreign policy in shambles, Hillary has come a long way, baby. While Barry subjects himself to intense grilling from giant intellects like David Letterman and Whoopi Goldberg, Hillary, with the help of Saudi princess, Huma Weiner, has been left in charge to implement the 'albatrossic' Obama doctrine of betraying friends and coddling enemies. Hillary is taking the meetings Obama has no time for, and has, in effect, become our proxy President. A bumpy road indeed. Unfortunately, those bumps are the graves of patriots. –Dale 

Thursday, September 20, 2012


The infamous Cliff which Dear Leader has been driving us off of for the last three and a half years, is finally on fire. No amount of masochistic national groveling Barry displays to the "Muslim world" can atone for our infidel status. Yet Barry and his media droolers will not open their eyes to the fact that murderers, rapists, thieves and liars are the heart and soul of Islam. But, if a winking alliance with Islam is what it takes for the left to transform America into a really hip Marxist paradise... oh well. The Cliff is reportedly 41 miles high, so if you're worried that Barry might be injured by the fall, fear not, his pink chiffon Volt will be out of juice before he hits bottom. –Dale

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Hack Like Me

The enigmatic Obama, jumping from fundraiser to fundraiser, staying cool while the nation and the world spin out of control. The only thing that animates him is blaming his shortcomings on his political opponents. At his appearances, he plasters on that phony grin, tells a few whoppers and chokes out "God bless the U.S.A.," just like every hack politician since the beginning of time. But if he gets back into office, we'll see the real hacking begin as he takes out America's other leg. –Dale 

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Reading Between The Liars

The jive is alive at the DNC. The national embarrassment known as the Democratic Party has been on display all week as they prepare to re-install their beloved dictator. Speech after speech, belching out lie after lie, the participants cry for the unrestrained slaughter of babies, taxpayer financing of Sandra Fluke's $3,000 a month condom habit and absolute control by the intelligent few over all of our lives. The comedy stylings of Ol' Salt N' Peppa must have Ol' Marx and Engels in stitches. –Dale