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Thursday, May 31, 2012


It turns out Barry is a leader after all. When it comes to rallying the hopelessly gullible to the politics of national destruction, he's second to none. His multi-pronged attack on America's founding principles shows us one thing, if he is re-elected, we're all forked. –Dale

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Sling Blather

Because of recent outbursts by the Vice President, Joe Biden has been assigned to campaign stops that are somewhat less than plum. Oddly, a familiar face in the crowd at one of these stops may hold the key to Romney's VP pick. If Romney were to select Karl Childers as his running mate, the VP debate would be a fair fight for the ages. –Dale 

Thursday, May 17, 2012

The Janitor From Jekyll Island

Hold on! Is Barry engaging in honest work for the first time? Nah, he's just doing what Collectivists do, collecting his cut. –Dale

Thursday, May 10, 2012

It Gets Better

Sodom, 1711 B.C., Mayor Savage attempts to bring order to the streets. In the background we see Outocloset Barackum lunging blindly at Lunchbuggery Joe, before Joe's statements force Barackum to come out in favor of dietary hair. America, 2012 A.D., the public schools are exposing kids to a professional degenerate and his agenda, wrapped in a so-called, anti-bullying campaign. Worse yet, professional politicians pander to destructive interest groups for the sake of personal power. The blind leading the double blind?–Dale

Thursday, May 3, 2012


Hey Obamatons, you can make history again. –Dale