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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Old Red Red and Red

Talk about your red flags. Barry Obama in a demonstration of extreme recycling, used the State of the Union address to pound the same old fairness drum that the Bolsheviks used to whip up proletariat discontent in 1917 Russia. Obama has put his own twist on it this time, by including the Bourgeoisie (middle-class), pretending to be their champion too. The craven moderates among us will only see that Barry is doing his  well meaning yet misguided best to spruce up the well of the house. A couple more government agencies to get it done is not such a big deal, can't we find common ground? Now, how many OSHA violations can you find pictured here? –Dale 

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Angel Management

First Lady Michelle Obama is dismayed that she is perceived to be female, black and angry. Why can't we see her for the angel she is? She devotes herself to helping military families become a new victim class, while Barry works to send 80,000 of them to the unemployment line. She shoulders the burden of being the only one in America to care what our kids eat. Well, it looks like phony baloney has been approved for the menu. The woman who said, "For the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm proud of my country." and "America is a downright mean country." and "To be justified in your ignorance, that's America." Just sounds a little on edge to us. Maybe she just needs a vacation or better yet, maybe she needs to turn to Barry and shout, "LET'S MOVE!" –Dale 

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Tebow in the Termite Mound

In the Babylon of Daniel the prophet, worshipping the wrong God openly got you a one-way ticket to the Lion's Den. The same offense today gets you thrown into America's leftist media Termite Mound. Bill Maher, Bill Press and their ilk are to our social fabric what the termite is to architecture. The two Bills spearheaded the recent vicious attacks on Tim Tebow. His crime, he openly loves Jesus. Then he started to win games, culminating in last week's wildcard game. John 3:16 became the number one Google search the following morning. The introduction to the Good News of salvation through Jesus Christ went out to millions. God was glorified, and some were certainly saved, which is primarily what Tebow and every believer prays for. Entertaining football is a bonus. Go Tebow! –Dale
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Thursday, January 5, 2012


Barry Obama, the undisputed champion of single syllable sloganeering, is seen here fixing the economy with another injection of borrowed money. To finance himself and his cronies in the name of phony justice, he wants a debt ceiling rise of 1.2 Trillion...MORE. It's going to take a four syllable word to remedy this problem...IN-TER-VEN-TION. –Dale