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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Whip My Hair

Will he or won't he? If The Donald decides to run for President, his Secret Service detail will have some additional contingencies to consider. It's hard to say if Trump is serious about anything other than self aggrandizement, but his antics are entertaining... like Ross Perot's were... uh-oh. –Dale

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Cool Handicap Luke

The Hollywood rumor mill is all abuzz. Scuttlebutt has it that Barry Obama will star in an updated version of Cool Hand Luke. In the remake, Barry will play the part of Luke Hussein Jackson. Caught red handed cutting the heads off of statues of the founding fathers, Luke is sentenced to four years hard labor in a DC work camp called The White House. Addicted to R&R (Relaxation and Re-election), Luke repeatedly escapes captivity only to be dragged back to prison by his sadistic taskmaster, "Captain." Word has it that Strother Martin is coming out of deep retirement to reprise his role. The working title for the project is "Tin Cup Dictator." Filming is scheduled to begin in the fall of 2012. This reporter wishes it were sooner. –Dale

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Horns vs Dilemma

Lost and saved alike can agree that if they never see Westboro's Phelps gang again, it will be too soon. The Supreme Court has found the cult's outrageous behavior to be protected by the First Amendment. Many on the right have disagreed with the decision because they rightly desire to protect the grief stricken families of fallen patriots from the evil taunts of the death loving Phelps family. If the government shuts down these jokers, who's next? The lefty media delights in describing the WBC as "Fundamentalist Christians." Nothing would please the left more than seeing the public proclamation of the actual Gospel in America made illegal, as it already appears to be in the Muslim stronghold of Dearborn, Michigan.

Every time Jesus attended a funeral a grave was left empty. –Dale

Thursday, March 3, 2011


The problem all of our kids will live with. America's first black president has taken a truly historic and promising event and used it to plunder the future. Barry's America, where race is used as a bludgeon to squelch honest debate and the weight of government is brought to bear on political enemies. With the help of corrupt union bosses, who tax their members for leftist largesse, he and his party are enriched. The only community Obama has ever organized is the basket case known as Chicago's 13th district. We're all Southside now. –Dale