Fool Court Prez

Barry Obama is one History-Making Machine! The first sitting U.S. President to appear on daytime T.V. (except F.D.R. according to Joe Biden). Going on The View trying to regain the flagging Soft-headed Woman vote may work for him, but he needs to be very judicious in his choice of daytime fare. Not everyone on the day side of the tube is so susceptible to Obamboozling. –Dale

Cracker Crumbs

BANNED ON FREE REPUBLIC

Last week before the Shirley Sherrod dust up, sweet little Michelle Obama was dispatched by the White House to stir up the faithful at the NAACP. She provided plenty of fifty year old Jim Crow on the menu and insinuated that Whitey was responsible for crumbling black schools (that must not have been shovel-ready when all the stimulus cash was flowing), and disproportionate black prison populations. For the record, she did sprinkle in a thin veil of "concern" for black childhood obesity. Shortly thereafter, the National Association Against Cracka Peckerwoods condemned (without evidence) the Tea Party Movement as RACIST while failing to even mention the New Black Panther Party's call for the wholesale murder of white Americans. Thank goodness we're in a post-racial America, or what the Obama administration is up to might be really dangerous and destructive. –Dale

Mad Mel-Beyond Thick-n-dumb

Aren't the streets of Tinseltown paved with gold? Judging by what Mel keeps stepping in, it seems the streets around Gibson's place must be paved with something else. Curb your dogs, people! You too Mel.–Dale

The Gory Details

Monica Lewinsky may have saved the republic by derailing the Clinton Express. Could Oregon masseuse, Molly Hagerty be saving the world from history's biggest scam artist? Hope Al and Tipper repair their marriage and leave the rest of us alone. –Dale

I Can See November

Looking July 4, Feeling November 2

Ooooooooh. Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a grand finale on

Independence Day. – All Right Magazine

Happy Independence Day!

Thanks to Logistics Monster for the inspiration.

–Dale