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Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Statue of Amnesty

Is there anything more disgusting than today's Democratic Party politics? Maybe our national future? Liberals support the near-slave status of Illegal aliens in a thinly veiled attempt to capture a new voting block to keep themselves in power. While their mouths prattle on about how much they care about the downtrodden, their hands are picking every pocket to finance our destruction. Maybe there will be enough in the coffers to build this monument of hope on our southern border. It's a cinch that it's as close as we'll get to building a fence. –Dale

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Miss Me Yet?

The short answer to Jimmy's question is of course, No. At least Barry will get us off foreign oil by closing down domestic production. If that makes no sense to you... well ... you're stupid. Just follow Obama to "Can't say where," by way of, "Can't say how." Hmm... Hang in there Jimmy. –Dale

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Love Me Doo

How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? Ask Sir Paul McCartney, the cute Beatle. Unfortunately, what's cute on an infant, isn't on a grown man. So it was when Paul decided to verbally unload a full diaper's worth of peace-filled, loving effete snobbery on better than half of Amurrikuh at an award ceremony in the taxpayer financed Libarry uh Congress. Every notion he's ever endorsed has turned out to be false, destructive or both. So, when Paul urges us to lay off of Barack Obama because he's a great guy, do we figure the Dork Knight is finally right or go on his abysmal track record?

Bonus: View this toon in a mirror to get an urgent message from Sir Paul. –Dale