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Monday, May 31, 2010

Fixing A Hole

A hole: an area whre someting is missng.

Money, the duct tape of big government can fix anything. Imagine how many more Mexicrats could stream north to vote if that giant scar in the Arizona landscape were no longer an obstacle. Forget the Albert Hall, now we know how many holes it takes to fill the Grand Canyon! –Dale

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Hope on Hold

As the BP oil rig continues to gush, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal takes a moment to talk to the animals while waiting for President Doolittle to approve his plan to mitigate the damage to the Louisiana shoreline. Barry "The One" Obama, might do well to listen to "Slick" the unidentifiable sea bird, stop looking for political opponents to blame for the catastrophe and act presidential for a minute. –Dale

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Woody's World

As America slips toward banana republic status, the Hollywood left's favorite nebbish opens his mouth to share his genius with us, but not his bubble gum chunk cone. He's got other plans for that. –Dale

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Photo Op Goes The Weasel

While attempting to be Christ-like is generally a good thing, we do not recommend attempting to be Crist-like. All Right Magazine

Republican Governor Charlie Crist, until running up against Marko Rubio had always maintained that he was a staunch Reagan conservative. Crist, ever the servant of the people, putting principle above politics, and tanning above everything, has since been forced to to run as an Independent, but is managing to keep his Reagan connections... sort of. –Dale

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Jay Watcher

One-time Tonight Show host, Conan O'Brien finally breaks his silence and seems to have Leno on the brain. Look into the eyes of true misery. A misery that even a 32 million dollar severance package and a new job in the fall can't cure. If you are an unemployed factory worker still looking for work in the hope-topia that all these late-night liberal clowns helped foist on us, whose severance package consisted of a pat on the head and a hearty "good luck", I hope you'll gain some perspective. –Dale