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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Beach Vacation

With all the jet-setting to civilized Eurotopias like Germany and France, the Obamas forgot just how grotesque the average American could be, even in the “nicer” parts. Now they’re left wondering how to beat a hasty retreat from a vacation in the sticks.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Wrong Number

The Administration is busy crunching the numbers for the next budget, and frantic phone calls are being made all over D.C. One in particular might just be the most expensive phone call in the history of telecommunication. And it’s even worse because the White House is calling collect.

Monday, August 17, 2009


HEY, KIDS!!! Now that the back-to-school rush is in full swing, here’s your first assignment. You even have a friendly little furry cartoon friend waiting for your submission, emphasis on submission.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009


Bill Maher has just launched a new straight to DVD video mocking religion, and it is brought to you by the letter “B.”