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Saturday, January 24, 2009


Rumors are running rampant in the Empire State in the wake of Caroline Kennedy’s bombshell announcement. What type of personal embarrassment could she be avoiding? Get the exclusive here.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

InDerision 08

The fake news has never been more real than at this moment in time. As such, faux newscasters are just as emotional as the real ones this Inaugural Day. Somehow the old fourth-grade retort, "Don’t make me laugh," seems applicable.

Sunday, January 18, 2009


One of the many tentacles of the stimulus plan is purported to be infrastructure projects that are “shovel ready.” Here Obamanomics meets the President’s vision for being respected in the world again by courting the favor of foreign heads of state. Vladimir Putin has just sent out an illustrated press release praising the plan. See it here first.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Franken Beans

Count, dispute, recount, win. It’s a simple four-step formula any nefarious politician can use to "win" an election. From Washington state to the land of 10,000 lakes, it’s the hottest new trend. Just don’t try it in Florida.