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Friday, October 31, 2008

Christianity Astray

Obama is fighting hard to earn the votes of evangelical Christians, but can they be convinced to turn their backs on the GOP? Introducing Christianity Astray, the new magazine devoted to the devoted who are open to an Obama presidency.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Joe the Bourgeoisie

When things are really backed up, what you need is an expert who knows real crap when he sees it. Now if he could only do something about that darned bathroom graffiti.

Friday, October 17, 2008


Regarding Sarah Palin, Saturday Night Live has successfully created yet another vacuous caricature in the grand tradition of Dan Quayle and George W. Bush, thus demonstrating the razor-sharp judgment of the entertainment community. Bring on the next award show…

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Jeopardized Debate

After some doubt about the objectivity of past debate moderators, the search for an unbiased yet authoritative figure has at last been completed. And the debate format is sure to hold the audience’s attention — for at least half an hour.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Tantrum of Hope

Mesmerizing. Spellbinding. Snappy. A gifted orator, Obama has attained heights of Presidential sloganeering not seen since "Keep Cool with Coolidge." But one question remains. How exactly did Obama come up with it?