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Friday, May 23, 2008


We always suspected that Obama had a way with the ladies. But since the political correctness police have clamped down on Obama, he must go to plan B and find less offensive terms of endearment. See him try out the new lines here.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


John McCain revels in his reputation as a maverick, but what exactly is a maverick, anyhow? This nifty cartoon explains it perfectly.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Blabara Walters

What did over 50 reporters have to say at the press conference announcing the new Barbara Walters book and all its saucy details?

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Ben Stein's Money

What happens when an aging hippie gold digger doesn’t want to share the love? A lawsuit. Here’s the meeting between Yoko Ono and Ben Stein that didn’t make YouTube.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Reply Hazy

Have you ever stopped to wonder how Jimmy Carter makes all those great decisions — like giving away the Panama Canal, waiting around for 444 days while American hostages wither away in Iran, or deciding which Democratic candidate is endorsement worthy? The answer is now only a click away.