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Monday, April 15, 2013

Assault Shaker

Here's a little something to keep Michael Bloomberg awake at night. Has no one thought to background check this little girl? Since 1914 she has radically changed her appearance no less than six times (presumably, to elude capture by the authorities). No longer content to merely dump salt wherever she goes, this murderous miss is on the warpath, armed with scary looking technology. As the Democrats and Republicons in the Senate "debate" away our Second Amendment freedoms, let's hope they won't overlook the other menaces that threaten the left. –Dale


Anonymous said...

Edward, New York says:

Those other things that threaten the left are capitalism, freedom of speech, freedom to assemble, the pursuit of happiness, opposing political activity, and of course anything American.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Nanny Bloomberg is going to outlaw "Salt Art" such as this. Don't answer the door when they come for you and your Asalt gun.

Dale said...

My answer to lefty: Prepare to be iodized.

Anonymous said...

This, with a spud gun, would make a truly tasty battle.

Rev Michael Bresciani said...

Will they ban 'pepper' next?

Anonymous said...

"This will be my last toon for a while, as I devote more attention to things that have been on my back burner for the last four years."

Why don't you keep your promises - if you never came up with another cartoon the world would be a brighter place.