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Thursday, December 5, 2013

A Clockwork Organizer

It's that time of year again. Like clockwork, Barry the Terrible has once again urged his faithful droogs to use the occasion of family holiday gatherings to aggressively promote his hard left agenda. If we want to hear a reverent holiday proclamation from this White House, we'll have to wait for Ramadan. –Dale 

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Doomsday Progressives

National Geographic, once a picture rich travel magazine, has evolved into another tentacle of the slime coated beast which should be called the Marxist Media. No longer satisfied with perpetuating pseudo-science hoaxes in its glossy pages, NatGeo has branched out to cable television, where it delights in freak shows on American sub-cultures. Doomsday Preppers is perhaps the pinnacle of the genre, where the wackiest survivalists are mocked for the amusement of the rational viewing audience. VoilĂ , preparedness, once a Boy Scout motto, is suddenly grounds for admission to a mental institution. Would that there were a channel that shined a light on the Progressive Globalists and their wacky antics. You needn't check your local listings, it's on 24-7-365. –Dale       

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Liberty Haze

According to Gallup 58% of us are in favor of the legalization of marijuana. With poll numbers like these, our Washington masters will certainly be moved to grant us bread and circuses. Here's a novel idea, let's legalize liberty, return to a limited Constitutional government and learn what it feels like to really breathe free. Even the huddled mass of pot-heads should be able to get their minds around such a simple concept. –Dale

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Stokey Says

A few questions: Is there any doubt that the Federal Government is way too powerful? Is Jimmy Carter the second worst U.S. President? Is the National Park Service only following orders? Does a bear sit in the woods? –Dale

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

The Great Exchange

As Ol' FoFo opens his Obamacare exchanges and plays the government shutdown like a violin, we the sheeple are all the while being marched into Barry's "socially just" abyss. –Dale  

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Twist of Caliphate

If we trace backward along the red lines drawn by Dear Leader, a reason for his nonsensical behavior emerges. Has Barry been huffing his red marker? What else could be causing him to facilitate the worldwide ascendancy of fundamentalist Islam? Oh yeah, there is his ideology. –Dale

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Whiteboarding

Professional egghead, Karl Rove, is seen here putting the stink in distinction without a difference. When will the GOP leadership stop trying to impress the left by emulating them? The choice they leave the Conservatarian is a trip to hell on a cruise ship or a Saturn V rocket. They banned waterboarding, when will they ban whiteboarding? Torture is torture. –Dale

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Headboil

The Chris Matthews mystery has been solved. Researchers have discovered that Matthews suffers from advanced stage Cerebral Thrillosis. CT occurs when the brain reaches its maximum containment level of leftist ideas. Once saturation is complete the abnormality begins to boil over into other parts of the body, most often an extremity. A common initial symptom is described as a thrill up a leg associated with autocracy. In the final throes of this condition, the patient's tongue becomes incapable of forming credible statements. CT is highly contagious as evidenced by the behavior of all the employees of MSNBC.  The old adage is true, "The leftist mind is a terrible thing to express." –Dale

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

In Dependence

When the Trayvon Martin tragedy first occurred, our post-racial president insinuated himself into the action by opining how his imaginary son would look like Trayvon. Barry's "free press" went wild trying to create a story of George Zimmerman as a white racist murderer. The Polarizer-In-Chief never misses an occasion to keep us separated into neat, easily manipulated little groups, dependent on ever expanding government programs. You see, Creepy-ass Socialists thrive on the dependence of their subjects, not their independence. I guess Barry's imaginary son might sound a lot like Trayvon too, since the ember never falls far from the crack pipe. –Dale

Fun Fact: The Declaration Of Independence was written in a strange code called cursive.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Oinkle Sam

The American Medical Association has officially classified obesity as a disease. With this edict, the Obamacare facilitating AMA opens the door for publicly financed mandatory treatment programs, because prevention initiatives have failed. For the full weight of the U.S. Government to be effective in solving this new health crisis, old Uncle Sam will need to bulk up. So, who's the biggest loser in the administrations War on Liberty? We are. –Dale

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Leave It To Liberals

...and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver. Left to the Left, idyllic Mayfield has become a sink hole of Progressive ideology in the Leave it to Beaver lost episode, Beaver's Fever. Beaver, suffering a high fever, dreams that he has been dressed up as a creepy girl and made to stand in front of his class in a bizarre version of Mayfield Elementary, where every subject is infused with Leftist indoctrination. By the end of the show, his fever breaks and all is back to normal. The episode was shelved, as the shows producers found it unbelievably far-fetched and feared the viewing public might just go ape. –Dale

Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Pride of the Yankers

To paraphrase one of Barry's Marxist mentors, Jeremiah Wright, Obama's chickens are coming home to roooost! Speaker Boehner wants to know who's going to jail over the IRS scandal. We've heard many such opening salvos from the Speaker, then comes a round of golf or a getting to know you dinner, and then nothing happens. Unless Congress moves to abolish the IRS and replace our taxation system with an equitable way of financing legitimate government, nothing will change. These guys have been yanking our chains for way too long. If we weren't wearing chains they'd have to find something else to yank. –Dale

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Il Douchey

Does Barnito still have the juice? A cluster of legislative failures, is making The One look pretty watered down these days. His thwarted attempt to ruin Summer vacation travel for the masses, in order to blame the pain on his enemies, is a biggie. All he seems to have left in his bag of tricks is the fast-tracking of cultural rot and the absolute corruption of every Federal agency. –Dale

Monday, April 15, 2013

Assault Shaker

Here's a little something to keep Michael Bloomberg awake at night. Has no one thought to background check this little girl? Since 1914 she has radically changed her appearance no less than six times (presumably, to elude capture by the authorities). No longer content to merely dump salt wherever she goes, this murderous miss is on the warpath, armed with scary looking technology. As the Democrats and Republicons in the Senate "debate" away our Second Amendment freedoms, let's hope they won't overlook the other menaces that threaten the left. –Dale

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Bill of Goods

After the revolution, Tories, loyal to the British Crown, were treated as enemies of war by the Whigs. Many were tarred and feathered, or worse. What if there had been a strange animal calling itself a Progressive Whig, who claimed allegiance to the revolution while acting at every turn to undermine it? Would the true revolutionaries have tolerated such a fraud? While our country crumbles under the weight of leftist government, it's good to be an Obama, prospering from our pain. In this case, I think I've used one too many N's in annals. –Dale 

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Soldier of Hope

In the wake of the Sandy Hook atrocity, the collective left is spraying out gun control ideas on full auto. Joe Biden has been put in charge of coming up with "common sense" solutions to gun violence. In 2008 candidate Obama referred to his dream to establish a Civilian National Security Force "that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded (as the U.S. Military)." Of course the Democrat propagandist media had no interest in finding out what their dear leader meant by this statement. In 2012 the passage of the FAA Modernization and Reform Act, which makes domestic drone flyovers a reality, also went unquestioned. I suspect my picture will remain hyperbolic, since the folks who voted for this garbage will be persuaded by monumental thinkers such as, Piers Morgan, Jon Stewart, Tavis Smiley, Lady Gaga, etc., and relinquish their offending weapons. It's true that hard cases make bad law but also true that nut cases in high places make miserable societies. –Dale