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Friday, August 31, 2012

Ready To Rumba

Congratulations to Mitt Romney for shaping his convention to answer every phony charge made against him by the Democrats. It's super to see Mitt's cool dude in a loose mood side, but we wild-eyed extremists are still a little put off by the grassroots freeze-out move by Romney's Rinos on Tuesday. This, combined with the "likable Obama" chatter, makes us Scott Brown nervous. Finding Obama likable is like admiring the exotic patterns in a cluster of cancer cells. Let's hope the Romney attack machine is sharpened, well oiled and that all the Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, Paul, Perry and Santorum chunks have been cleared out. Cha-cha-cha. –Dale

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Lip Service on Ice

The Left's war on life was given a real shot in the arm this week, as Obama's media machine used Todd Akin's "legitimate rape" statement to smear the Right with the absurd perception that rape is no biggie to Republicans. Barry was so "worked up" he was inspired to give a bold "news conference" to come out against rape. Meanwhile, Barry's DNC has chosen serial womanizer, Slick Willy, as their keynote speaker. If rape is going to be at the top of the Democrat Party decoy issues list, Barry and Bill are both well qualified on the topic, since one is doing to the country what the other did to Juanita Broaddrick. Yes Barry, rape is rape and politics are politics. –Dale  

Thursday, August 16, 2012

En Gourd

Pressure is increasing on Uncle Joe to step aside and allow Barack to pick a less embarrassing Democrat for the number two position on the ticket. Until such an event occurs, the Romney-Ryan team will have to prepare for a bout with numb-skulled Joe. Romney's debate experts, tasked with finding the best proxy opponent to practice against, winnowed their choices down to a bag of damp sand and a butternut squash. The verbal feint, thrust and parry abilities were identical for the sand and squash, but in the final analysis, the butternut's penchant for wildly disconnected false accusation won the day. –Dale  

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Mansquito!

NASA has come a long way since 1968, when they were sued by Madalyn Murray O'Hair for the Apollo 8 crew's reading of the first 10 verses of Genesis, as they viewed the Earth from Lunar orbit. Today the great technological achievements of the agency are overshadowed by an increasingly anti-God mindset that pervades the scientific community as a whole. A recent example is the purge of Intelligent Design proponent, David Coppedge from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. Talk about being lost in space, it's as if Dr. Smith has been put in charge of the mission. Warning, warning, Will Robinson! –Dale

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Newswack

From the "Newsweek covers Tina Brown will never approve" file. The Democrat party goose-steppers, agitated that the first amendment works in more than one direction, are foaming at the mouth more than usual. While Democrat officials in Chicago, Boston and New York cry for a crackdown on Chick-Fil-A, DNC hatchet woman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, tries her best to put a pretty face on the anti-Christian thuggery. Oh yeah, and telling us how good things are in Omerica. See you at Chick-Fil-A. –Dale

Update: Congrats to Chick-Fil-A, Mike Huckabee and free speech lovers for the success of yesterday's BUYCOTT.