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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Disgust-Ed

Production on the set of "Mister Ed, The Motion Picture," has ground to a halt. Sarah Jessica Parker is reportedly refusing to continue filming with her verbose palomino co-star. The problem seems to be the dangerously toxic nature of horse sense to the liberal leftist actress. The only known antidote for horse sense exposure is a copious dose of twittery. Ms. Parker was rushed to her New York City home for treatment. The President and First Lady, along with a throng of well heeled twits, rushed to her side for an emergency dinner party. –Dale 

Thursday, June 21, 2012

La Casa Blanca Press

Conservative intransigence has once again forced the President to run down to the White House print shop and crank out some unilateral justice. Scream all you want America, this President is forging ahead. –Dale

Thursday, June 14, 2012

No Party For Old Democrats

Bubba has tripped over his tongue, and he can't get up. Using the Reagan prosperity, he took America on a sleazy riverboat ride through the 90's. Could his virtual endorsement of Mitt Romney be a fit of elder statesmanship? More likely, he doesn't want the Clinton's Democratic party boat to follow Obama's leaky barrel over the falls. –Dale

Thursday, June 7, 2012

The Man of Stool

Captain America came out against the Tea Party, Green Lantern just came out. The comic book industry is becoming nothing more than another leftist enterprise, poisoning truth, justice and the American way. I hope DC Comics will take the lead in demanding that the government of Metropolis pass legislation to raise the weight capacity of public changing tables. –Dale