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Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Anger Games

Good news, manufacturing is up in Washington! Rage baiter-in-chief, Barry Obama has manufactured yet another polarization wall, all whilst searching America's soul. Can't you just smell the rainbow? The only thing more bankrupt than the economy is leftist morality. The lefty political triad of division by Race (Martin/Zimmerman case), Class (Occupy) and Sex (Sandra Fluke's condom crisis) is complete. Barry never misses an opportunity to bring us together by pitting us against each other. Can't wait for one of Obama's Comedian Corps to joke that if Barry had a son, he'd more likely look like the UPS guy. –Dale

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Triumph of the Swill

Forrest Gump has got to be on something considerably more potent than the standard Libutard Kool-Aid. Has Hollywood everyman, Tom Hanks finally reached his Soon-Yi moment? That point in time where an entertainer's extra-curricular activities render him unwatchable. For me, he achieved that status when he lent his talents to Opie and Dan Brown's effort to drag the name of Christ through the dirt in "The DaVinci Code" movie. But for the more patriotically minded, his choice to narrate Obama for America's 17 minute, Leni Riefenstahl style propaganda piece, "The Road We've Traveled," has got to be the last straw. You'd think leftist compassion would've driven Obamaton Tom and Barack to offer the gig to some unemployed voice-over guy with better pipes than Hanks. I guess "the heart wants what the heart wants." –Dale

Thursday, March 15, 2012

The Endless Summer of Recovery 3


What up vassals?! Surf's up, and Barry is preparing for his third annual Summer of Recovery. With a national news media that puts the Soviet era's Pravda and Izvestia to shame, the O-conomy will be reported as improving and moving in the right direction. Unfortunately for Obama and his media cheerleaders, all of us that pay for our own food and pump our own gas know better. We know he's jumping the shark, big time. –Dale





Inspired by a nightmare from the editor of All Right Magazine.


Thursday, March 8, 2012

Big Patriotism

Andrew Breitbart 1969-2012

The fearless citizen journalist who never let the lies of the left go unchallenged, understood the left. Like cockroaches, leftists do their best work in the dark, but when the lights come on, the bugs scatter. Breitbart was a great light. May his family and friends find comfort and peace in this time of sorrow. –Dale

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