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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Go Ogle Yourself

Is Big Brother watching you? If Google Chairman Eric Schmidt is your older brother, or even if he isn't, the answer is yes. In spite of strong objections from 36 State Attorneys General, Google plans to commence tracking its users on March 1st. Schmidt, an Obama mega-doner, probably doesn't have to worry about U.S. Attorney General, Eric Holder having any concern for the privacy of the public. After all, everything Schmidt collects won't require a warrant to be accessed. Our info should be almost as easy to get as an AK-47 in Mexico. If Google should accidentally lose our information, they'll probably still be able to get it from the Chinese. We must fight back against this Cyber-ogling. On the count of three, everybody google... Orwellian. –Dale

Thursday, February 23, 2012

The X'd Files

Special Agents Scuzzy and Mullah are on their strangest case ever. The super secret Taqiyya division of the FBI has been formed by the Obama administration, to root out insults to Islam inside the Bureau. American Muslim front groups major in squealing at every perceived slight to their religion. Strange, we don't hear a peep out of them or their collaborators in Washington as their Muslim brothers in the Islamic ruled world, daily set fire to Christian churches and persecute, torture and murder the members. Since it appears that sunrise qualifies as a cause for rage to the practitioners of the religion of peace, Scuzzy and Mullah's job should be an endless one. –Dale 

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Is The Pope Catholic?

In 2008 54% of Catholics voted for Barack Obama. How's that working out? In his second day in office, he overturned Reagan's Mexico City Policy, freeing up foreign aid money to be used for abortions. Planned Parenthood now receives half of a billion dollars a year in tax money. At this year's National Prayer Breakfast, the President stopped just short of crediting Jesus Christ with authorship of the Communist Manifesto. So why were Catholics shocked when a week later, he added another course of bricks to what Reagan called "the Wall of Hostility to religion" by decreeing that Catholic charities pay for practices which their religion classifies as sin? Hopefully, in subsequent elections, Catholics will choose not to vote for, much less idolize any politician that favors the monstrous practice of abortion. Will a politician who doesn't respect innocent human life have any regard for the first amendment? Does a bear relieve himself in the woods? –Dale  Further Reading: 7 Arguments for Infanticide

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Mitt Life Crisis

What's contorting right-wing heroine Ann Coulter? Could her unflagging devotion to Mitt Romney be as simple as a mid-life return to a sorority girl crush? Maybe the real Ann Coulter is being held hostage at the Oasis Vineyard, and being impersonated by Michaele Salahi? Or is it possible that Ann doesn't really believe in anything. A successful female version of Stephen Colbert, saying and doing outrageous things that get attention and sell books. Just another publicity... enthusiast? The Salahi conspiracy makes the most sense to me. –Dale 

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Coo, coo, ca-Eeew

Newt Gingrich managed to crawl out from under the Cap and Trade sofa and has barely survived Mitt Romney's Scorched Earth media blitzes. But can he escape the political chemical peel that Nancy Pelosi (doing her best Norma Desmond), threatened to unleash on him? What is the "something she knows?" A little known groundless rumor has surfaced about a short-lived Congressional theater group, organized by Dem fatale, Nancy Pelosi in the early 1990's. Convinced that the perfect roll for her was that of Super-Cougar, Mrs. Robinson, Nancy got busy on her own adaptation of "The Graduate." Funds were appropriated, auditions were held, casting photos were taken and publicity posters were run. Suddenly the money was gone and the troupe was disbanded. Could there be another couch in Newt's peccadillo prone past? –Dale