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Thursday, July 26, 2012


If you can find your doctor, you can keep your doctor. With the "Affordable" Health Care Act still alive and looming, palliative care specialist, Dr. Barry "Graves" Obama, bids farewell to another useless feeder. In the world of Libberish, where child murder is called choice, one can only imagine what affordable health care really means. –Dale

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The First Staycation

The First Couple, in their never ending quest to pretend to be down with the people, are considering going nowhere for their family's 2012 summer vacation. Regardless of the outcome of the Fall election, you can bet your eye teeth that their next vacation cycle will be a doozy. –Dale

A self-serving note to all my Riff Raff friends: Rightly or wrongly, the Martha's Vineyard Black Dog Tavern logo has become synonymous with liberal elitist exclusivity. If you're like me, you can't afford to take a vacation in Barry's economy. Once again, this summer you'll be staying on your block for what has come to be known as a Staycation. In the spirit of good natured, eye poking parody, and to meet the souvenir needs of the stay-at-home recreator, the Out of Order Store is proud to introduce, Blockhead, The Block Dog, the official mascot of the Obama era Staycation. GET YOUR BLOCK DOG GEAR HERE: http://www.zazzle.com/daletoons

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Sayin' Yes To The Mess - Update

Saturday, July 7th, 2012, Barney Frank slobbered his vows to his "partner" in a mockery of legitimate marriage. Not oogie enough for you? At the reception, Nancy Pelosi danced to "It's Raining Men." –Dale

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Roberts' Rules of Odor

Everything is rotten in the District of Columbia, and the Supreme Court is no exception. The Liberal Thugocracy seems to have won the day by the usual means of intimidation and threats. Chief Justice Roberts is now the darling of the elitist left media and cocktail circuit. They didn't even have to release the 99% to get him to fold. Have a happy Independence Day, it may be our last. –Dale