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Friday, May 27, 2011

Pirates of the Caliphate

Turning a blind eye toward the Middle East, Barry throws in our national lot with Israel's enemies. With the rise of the "Arab Spring," the world's ducks appear to be lining up for something ugly. Obama's solution to the ugliness is a pre-1967 retro makeover for our only ally in the region. Looks to me as if Israel is being set up for a unanimous (unless the U.S. votes present) resolution of condemnation from the U.N., and a subsequent order to "protect" civilians from Israeli oppression. All of this could, of course, be avoided if Israel would just voluntarily walk the plank. -Dale
For Bible prophecy students: Check out this link on Islam's proposed worldwide caliphate. Islam and the 7 year Tribulation

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Sofa Engineering

What does GOP stand for? In Newt's case it means, Genius On Premises, just ask him. What are we the people looking for in a President? For starters it would be nice if he or she were able to identify the Red Menace when seated next to it, endorsing its agenda. Perhaps the era of Gingrich is over. –Dale

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Battered Citizen Syndrome

There you are, America, lying in the hospital with a broken jaw, a dislocated collar bone and in serious danger of losing your right eye. You told the doctors you fell down the stairs, but tell yourself that Barry's been under a lot of stress lately, and you just wouldn't listen when he told you to shut up. Maybe Barry's right to blame all of his failures on you and your former man. After all, jealousy is a sign of love isn't it? Just last week he killed a rat for you and you didn't show as much gratitude as you could have. He probably won't go off on you again, unless you do something to make him crazy. Oh no, here he comes, and you look a mess. Awww, he brought you roses…and a mean left hook. –Dale

Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Spoils of Kinetic Military Action

Bravo Obama! For the second time in his Presidential career, Barry has taken an action that actually benefits the United States. Strangely, both incidents involved muslim murderers taking rounds to the head, delivered by our magnificent military. The first was a Somali pirate, the second was Suleiman wannabe, Osama bin Laden. Now, it remains to be seen if Eric Holder will be bringing charges against Seal Team Six for violating a mass murderer's civil rights. –Dale