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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Bride of Frankenbarry

At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue the lines between trick and treat are being blurred beyond recognition. White House occupiers Barack and Michelle Obama are getting all reanimated over the approach of Liberal Christmas. Halloween, the one night of the year when extortion by threat of vandalism is alive in the streets. The rest of the year, it's just called domestic policy. –Dale

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Choice of Toppings

Herman Cain lacks the gooey extra cheese which is the hallmark of the professional politician. His 999 plan would remove the social engineering and lobbyist feeding trough features of our currently insane income tax scheme. Time will tell if there's still hope for a "Citizen Statesman" to lead in America. Maybe he's just what the founders ordered. –Dale

Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Fleaparty-Occupying Mr. Bags

What do we want?! EVERYTHING! When do we want it?! NOW! The cry of drug addled youth whipped up by leftist agitators. Glommunist Party Fleabaggers continue to demonstrate the Proletariat Sloth Ethic across the fruited plain. –Dale

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Being Joe Biden

Barack Obama's first executive decision, Joe Biden. Who better to keep a hawk eye on a mountain of stimulus cash. Obama was able to plumb the depths of the Biden mind maze to discover that any White House secret that entered there, had no chance of finding its way out. As for whistle blowing... what's a whistle? –Dale