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Thursday, July 28, 2011

World of Class Warcraft

Ultimate Mage, Spendor the Avaricious, is amassing his lying hordes for a powerful assault on the forces of reality. Role playing games will never be the same... at least not the game part. –Dale

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Slack Jaws

Slack-jawed with disbelief, we the people watch our government masters stand paralyzed as President Gilligan steers our leaky national ship into the maw of a monstrously voracious Super-State. A little more to the left Barry! –Dale

Thursday, July 14, 2011

What Would Judas Do?

Look what the sewer in front of Planned Parenthood HQ belched up. It's none other than Saint Charlie Rangel lecturing us on the morality of confiscating the people's earnings to finance more liberal societal rot. But wait... is Charlie going to be the first Democrat to figure out that nothing prevents him from paying all the tax he thinks God wants him to? Is he really putting his money where his mouth is? Naw, it's our money again. –Dale

Friday, July 8, 2011

The Merdas Touch

Who knew that King Midas had a kid brother named Merdas? Now, Merdas had his own unique talent, in that, everything he touched turned to er... not gold. He imposed a Crapitalist economy in his short-lived kingdom, but was deposed by his angry subjects when they caught wind of his line of er... not the truth. –Dale

Friday, July 1, 2011

The Uninvited

As if the President needed a reason to be petulant and sanctimonious, what if the White House threw a Green Politically Correct 4th of July picnic and nobody showed except crashers and poopers? It's that time again, May Day is long gone and Ramadan is still a long way off. The first couple are in holiday limbo. Individual liberty, being a foreign concept to the left, will cause poor Lefty to suffer through another jingoistic Independence Day. For the rest of us, let freedom ring! –Dale