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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Battered Citizen Syndrome

There you are, America, lying in the hospital with a broken jaw, a dislocated collar bone and in serious danger of losing your right eye. You told the doctors you fell down the stairs, but tell yourself that Barry's been under a lot of stress lately, and you just wouldn't listen when he told you to shut up. Maybe Barry's right to blame all of his failures on you and your former man. After all, jealousy is a sign of love isn't it? Just last week he killed a rat for you and you didn't show as much gratitude as you could have. He probably won't go off on you again, unless you do something to make him crazy. Oh no, here he comes, and you look a mess. Awww, he brought you roses…and a mean left hook. –Dale

11 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Dale, haven't you heard? It's bushes fault. People that love him because he's half black will always love him. People that love him because he's as far left as you can get will always love him. The people that get something for nothing in this society love him too.

We with common sense will have to talk just a little bit louder and clearer to drown out his lies.

TheDuke said...

Yes, liberalism is a syndrome. It is a psychosis. I'm convinced it is a mental illness.

These people need help, arguments are not sufficient. They need to go through a deprograming program, like they have for ex-cultists.

TheDuke said...

Well, glad to see the picture is back up.

Robert said...

Seems like you should say he is continuing the same bad behavior of the past 5 presidents... They are all the same - bought off by the wealthy and powerful.. ignoring the common man. Obama is not as bad as the last one we had.

Papa Giorgio said...

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He doesn't even deserve political points for OBL: http://vimeo.com/23550349

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Anonymous said...

Domestic violence is another form of bullying...

Light_V_Dark said...

Dale,

You Mock The Proud Mockers. How many death threats have you gotten?

Please check the ARROGANCE OF THE CLOD, in the URL, I've provided. Leftism is an evil religion.

Proverbs 3:34
He mocks proud mockers but shows favor to the humble and oppressed.

Proverbs 15:12
Mockers resent correction, so they avoid the wise.

Isaiah 29:20
The ruthless will vanish, the mockers will disappear, and all who have an eye for evil will be cut down—

Leftists WOULD RATHER BE OUR MOMMIES, THAN BE PEST CONTROL OFFICERS.

I see a weenie in this thread, whining that Obammy is a better prezident than GWB.

I NEED a president who is COMMANDER IN CHIEF...NOT THE WELFARE CLERK, OR WARD CLERK IN A FREE CLINIC!

V said...

Greatness, Dale!

Anonymous said...

Dale, how do I contact you by email? Bill
bill.dedman@msnbc.com

Chris Peterson said...

Hey Dale,
the image you used for this post, battered citizen syndrome, by chance did you create the image, is it your work? The reason I ask is because I am almost finished with the publication of my book about Obama and I would like to use this image. May I have permission to do so? Feel free to contact me at chris.peterson6619@Gmail.com and we can talk more about it.
I look forward to your response,
C. D. Peterson

stellap said...

This is so good - I'm in awe!