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Thursday, March 24, 2011
Cool Handicap Luke
The Hollywood rumor mill is all abuzz. Scuttlebutt has it that Barry Obama will star in an updated version of Cool Hand Luke. In the remake, Barry will play the part of Luke Hussein Jackson. Caught red handed cutting the heads off of statues of the founding fathers, Luke is sentenced to four years hard labor in a DC work camp called The White House. Addicted to R&R (Relaxation and Re-election), Luke repeatedly escapes captivity only to be dragged back to prison by his sadistic taskmaster, "Captain." Word has it that Strother Martin is coming out of deep retirement to reprise his role. The working title for the project is "Tin Cup Dictator." Filming is scheduled to begin in the fall of 2012. This reporter wishes it were sooner. –Dale