Yes We Clam!

Pure shellfishness, that's all it is. That little something that causes Americans to clam up in the presence of greatness. No matter how hard he tries, Barry just can't lower his intellect enough to make us understand that global socialism is the best idea since the cookie cutter. –Dale

Squishnu

Since jumping the shrimp at Martha's Vineyard this summer, Barry has had a tough time finding worshipers. But in India, where gods are a rupee a dozen, he found an audience already primed for mysterious double-talk.

–Dale

Project Midway

Applying the vitiated cultural obsessions of 2010's American left to 1942's heroic struggle for national survival produces some frightening prospects. If Don't Ask, Don't Tell is repealed we can also say sayonara to the Conduct unbecoming statutes of the UCMJ, unless poor accessorizing counts. –Dale

Enemy of the State

"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." – Samuel Adams

Barry characterized us as enemies, and it looks like our first return volley has been a good one. Good show voters! –Dale