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Monday, October 25, 2010

Reid Between the Lions

Liberal Christmas (Halloween) is almost here again and Harry Reid is conjuring up all the demagogic help he can get to keep his position as the dumbest Senator since Joe Biden. So, as you prepare to celebrate death and extortion this year, consider lighting a jack-o-lantern for Harry's memory. Dirty Trick or Treat!

Friday, October 15, 2010

The Punt for Red October

Coming November 2 to a polling place near you. IN A WORLD where everyone is seeing red, and there’s only one chance to climb back up the slippery slope of socialism, a troubled nation seeks redemption. – AllRightMagazine


Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to reenact it. The DC chapter of the Red October Reenactors are seen here practicing for the November 2nd festivities. The theme of the event was foreign campaign money. The keynote speaker, George Soros, hails from Hungary, our 51st state. –Dale

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Die Schlange!

THIN SKIN IN THE GAME: Paste a Hitler mustache on a picture of your favorite political enemy and bingo, instant unspeakably evil monster. The American left has been engaging in this art form since at least Nixon, and reached its zenith with George W. Bush. Strangely, the moment some enterprising LaRouchie Tea Party crasher applied the same technique to a photo of The One, Lefty used the occasion to go berserk on the First Amendment via Hate Crimes legislation. Do these jackboots make me look fat? Okay, Hitler's ears were not as pronounced as Obama's, but if we go below skin depth, what do we find?


HAIRY SITUATION: Is President Barack Hussein Obama merely a hapless liberal Democrat embracing ideas foreign to America's foundation or is he an evil mastermind with world domination on his mind, or just a charismatic mouthpiece for a larger movement with world domination on its mind? Who knows? Hey, did Nimrod have any distinctive facial hair?

–Dale


(to save space, my rambling diatribe is continued in comments section)