The Hidden Imam

Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, the latest spokesmodel from the deceit wing of the religion of pieces, is hiding out in style on the taxpayer's dime, kind of like our President. This is only one of many similarities that are surfacing between Islam and the American Left. Surely a bridge has been built between the two groups, the strongest link being an overwhelming fear of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. The fear is so strong that lefty is suddenly concerned with freedom of religion in America, supporting turning Ground Zero into a Jihadist trophy, like the Temple Mount in Jerusalem, the Hagia Sophia in Constantinople or Church of St. Vincent in Cordoba. Whether behind an iron curtain or silk veil, the kingdom of darkness is always suppressing the same thing... light. So throw another blanket over that Cross Barry. –Dale

Sayin' Yes to the Mess

For Barney Frank to become a blushing bride, he'll first need to develop the ability to blush. Any dreams of a California beach wedding for Malibu Barney will have to wait for a while because the 9th Circuit Court put same sex marriage on hold. While some hold their breath, liberal politicians wanting to get elected in November, are breathing a sigh of relief, not to have to defend another thwart of the will of the people. Society will need to sink a bit more for a scene like this to not make anybody's skin crawl. Until the beach opens up, the deviant diva will just have to satisfy himself with destroying America from the House. –Dale

Baroque Obama

A life of public service is its own reward, besides, there are a precious few that can pull off wearing ermine in August. Instead of grumbling about the first family being out of touch, let's try to vicariously enjoy the high life that the Fun-in-the-Sun King and Michelle Antoinette are so selflessly living on our behalf. –Dale

As yet another vacation takes place, rumor has it that the King of Fun in the Sun is in the market to buy the medieval castle in Versailles, Kentucky… after the trip, of course. – All Right Magazine

Harboring No Resentment

We need to take any advice from Bloomberg with a grain of salt... oh yeah... he outlawed salt. Oh well, if Cordoba house is built, how long before the Imams decide that 9-11 is an infidel lie, Manhattan was founded by their prophet, therefore Ground Zero is a top ten Muslim holy site. Submit or die dogs. –Dale