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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Green With Entropy

Sure, it's just a table lamp Al picked up in Oslo, not a real Planet Savers Intergalactic Appreciation award, but it will have to do until all the fools on Earth see the importance of this great man. Maybe it would be easier to see if everything wasn't being illuminated by those wimpy toxic bulbs? –Dale

Monday, December 20, 2010

The Spirit of Christmas Passed

What if you crossed Sir Cedric Hardwicke with Bruce Willis? Why would anybody want to do that? No, the central figure in this picture is Christopher Hitchens. Hitchens, an undisputed master of the poison pen, is a gifted writer and speaker, who describes himself as an "Antitheist", which I gather is an active form of atheism. Odd how much vitriol the militant atheist can whip up for a figment of other people's imaginations.

Setting out to do a piece on the "War on Christmas," and considering Mr. Hitchens to be a four-star general in that war, I began researching him, and was sad to discover that Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. This terrible fact doesn't change the untenable nature of his stated position on the existence of God, but I hope everyone who visits here will pray for this suffering man still at war with the God who declared peace with all of us on the first Christmas. –Dale (More on the subject in the Comments box)

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Base Jumping

Castro is knocking at death's door, Che is a faded tee-shirt. Obama has been in power for almost two years! Where are the re-education camps for the ignorant masses and the mass graves for the hopelessly stupid? The lunatic left are smelling something rotten, (probably a result of being beside themselves), believing their savior has abandoned them. Hope is slipping away from Barry's base, but a few of the faithful fight through their rage and log onto www.realwhitehouse.gov for a secret message of comfort from the One. –Dale

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

When Pigs Fly

An engorged TSA giving us enhanced pat downs or irradiating our once privates is a prohibitively invasive and expensive enterprise. Perhaps a free market, or more specifically, a farmer's market solution to the exploding Muslim problem in our skies would make more sense. Then guys like Yusuf Islam, formerly, Cat Stevens, a.k.a., Islamo-Joe, would self screen at the gate. On a side note: Why is it that when pop stars like Cat Stevens go off the deep end, they never go crazy enough to offer refunds to their former fans? –Dale