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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

When Harry Met Nancy

With Harry bringing the brass ring so close, who can blame the speaker for being overcome by paroxysms of power. After pretending astroturf outrage and quivering with phony fear of violent Tea Partiers, Nancy finally has a real emotion... or is it? –Dale

This new healthcare bill looks marvelous…if you’re into that sort of thing, but wouldn’t you like to be a fly on the wall at the after passage party on Capitol Hill? Thanks to this little image, you can be. WARNING: May not be suitable for literate viewers. -All Right Magazine

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Star of Bethlehem

As it turns out, the Three Wise Men weren’t the only ones who traveled long distances to greet their newborn king. But there was one guy there who was a little confused about who the real king was. –All Right Magazine

Wise men... three out of four ain't bad. Have a joyous Christmas. –Dale

Friday, December 11, 2009

Pandamournium

Kids say the darnedest things, but this time it’s mommy who says just a little too much when asked the time honored question, “Why?”.
– All Right Magazine

Sadness engulfs the Panda compound at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, DC, as a tearful crowd of priority challenged gawkers say goodbye to the only success coming out of DC in recent memory. –Dale

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Leaving With Ed

In the wake of Climategate, what’s an environmentalist to do? A couple of leading experts explore the options here. – All Right Magazine

With the exposure of the IPCC science fiction scandal, all is not well in Ecoville. Here we see the high priest of Climate Change breaking the bad news to his most ardent true believer. A word to the wise: cash in your carbon credits now. –Dale

Inspired by a very funny article from my friend Burt Noyes at American News Blog. Article here: Environmentalist Ed Begley Jr. Attempts Suicide with Electric Car : American News Blog

Tuesday, December 1, 2009