Suds Summit

Nothing de-escalates a situation like beer…according to the President of the United States. That’s why he’s invited his favorite prof and the cop he hates most to the White House for a whale of a good time. It gives a whole new meaning to “Protect and Serve.”

A Clear and Transparent Danger

Does anyone still remember that campaign promise about transparency and posting detailed administration plans on the Internet? Well, then give credit where it is due to the Obama team. The health care plan is going to be posted online, and we have the exclusive footage of the President’s introduction to it.

Fuzzy Lawgic

Digging deep into the archive, we have uncovered a Sotomayor ruling that no one in the mainstream media will cover. If you thought the firefighter ruling was a shocker, wait until you see this “Wise Latina” classic.

Just Plain Palin

Now that the frivolous ethics complainers don’t have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore, the former Veep candidate will have a lot of extra time on her hands for big game hunting. Odds are that she’ll make big trouble for Moose and Squirrelly Dems.

Dependence Day

Just in time for the Fourth, here’s a special People’s Republic broadcast from the Exalted Leader himself, Kim Jong Il…and we do mean Il, mentally that is.