Glenn Bleak

An important message from Glenn Beck you can’t afford to miss. You could wait until tomorrow to read this, but the world might not be here tomorrow. Read it now.

TimboTax

Ever wish you could save as much on taxes as Tim Geithner? Would you like to understand what in the world TARP is? How would you like to figure out what makes Joaquin Phoenix tick? Now you can do all this and more with this new computer program. John Scherer, eat your heart out.

DOPE

Impeached, abandoned even by the likes of other Chicago politicians, and unable to procure an endorsement deal with Head and Shoulders, Rod Blagojevich continues to bombard the airwaves with his claims of innocence. He’s even sunk so low as to appear on the Fox News primetime lineup, something no self-respecting liberal can usually stomach. However, give his PR company credit. Blago has just launched his brand new innocence poster. See it first here.

Rush to Judgment

Rush Limbaugh has finally offered an explanation and a clarification and the now infamous line “I hope he fails,” of course referring to Barack Obama. Is it possible that millions of EIB listeners and liberal bloggers simply misheard the radio legend? Get the facts here.