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Thursday, June 25, 2009


You may have thought that the chance to get your Obama commemorative plate had passed you by, resulting in a bad case of window shopper’s regret, but not to worry. QVC has rushed to the rescue, pulling out all the stops to make your very own presidential place setting a reality. And that’s not all, because they have partnered with ABC to increase buying power, you can even buy your health insurance there. It’s something you’ve got to see to believe.

Saturday, June 20, 2009


Besides staffs of writers who do all the real work, how do these late-night comics come up with all those knee-slapping, punch-you-in-the-stomach zingers? It’s all about the right attitude, baby. David Letterman reveals his secret here.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Angel of Debt

If we are going to have government health care, we need proof that it will work. Ergo, future state doctors have been working around the clock to evaluate the status of the President himself. The diagnosis is in, and you won’t believe what it is, or then again you just might.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Kaleeforneeya Dreamin'

Now that the Governator has outdone even Gray Davis, things have taken a dramatic turn for the worse in California, er Kaleeforneeya. Arnold is even rumored to be having a recurring nightmare as shown here.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Hussein of America

What a difference a few months make. During the election season Obama denied any link to Islam, blaming references to it on the Republican smear machine. With the election safely behind him, now he lauds his Muslim roots. What we didn’t know is how deep those roots really are. Get the big picture here.