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Thursday, May 28, 2009


With the economy continuing to hemorrhage jobs, what better way to sit it out than to duck into school for a few years? And what better way to show your hope for change than to attend a brand new journalism school, funded by “stimulus” dollars? Then you, too, can be on your way to becoming the next Katie Couric.

Thursday, May 21, 2009


Funny thing about plastic surgery…sometimes facial structure changes irrevocably. Even Nancy Pelosi herself is finding this out the hard way. The exclusive image is here.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Mess USA Pageant

Wanda Sykes isn’t exactly Miss USA, or even Miss California for that matter, but All Right Magazine has uncovered an exclusive topless photo of her, and you’ll never guess what Donald Trump has to say about it.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Double InDIMnity

Think back not so many months ago to the general election and inauguration. One of the big worries was that some crazed right-wing loon was going to go off half-cocked (thanks to that pesky Second Amendment) and make President Obama fall in line with Lincoln, Garfield, and Kennedy. But those people never stopped to consider the other important line that would prevent such a tragedy from ever taking place.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Supreme Courting

One of the cornersotnes of the Obama administration is a continual worldwide apology tour. The great object for which this policy was formed is to make the leaders of other nations around the globe like America, again — if they ever liked America. Lo and behold the policy is working, and the results are surprising. See exclusive coverage of Obama’s latest convert here.