Brokebank Mountain

With the economic crisis and a Trillion-Dollar bill before Congress, the cowpatties are piling up, even by D.C. standards. Fortunately, two influential congressional chairmen are in control of the situation.

Barbie-Q- News

Sarah Palin just may be the new Joan of Arc. Though the inquisitions of old are now defunct, new ones have risen to take their place. We now know them as mainstream media interviews.

The Josephine Option

With all the GOP VP buzz, it seemed as though everyone had forgotten about old Joe Biden — until he had his PR team give him a makeover that Hillary and Palin supporters were sure to notice.

Peace on the Mall

It is the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The peaceful Muslims on American shores have finally risen in protest and called upon their brethren to assemble in Washington D.C. on the seventh anniversary of 9/11 to point out the sheer inhumanity and radical perversion of Islam that took place in 2001.