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Friday, December 19, 2008

Shoefly

The gag reels were spinning after Bush’s "Shoe Incident" in Iraq, and here’s the hot mic moment that caught what Bush actually said in between shoes as it was happening. Just wait until Letterman hears this one.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Boss and Bossier

It’s no secret that the entertainment industry loves Barack Obama, but what happens when a left-leaning celeb who made his money singing blue-collar songs wants to perform questionably patriotic music at Democratic presidential inauguration? And to add to the dilemma, what happens when being a natural-born American itself is a touchy subject?

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

eDultery dot Com

With the recent "landmark" ruling that E-Harmony must create a gay version of its singles website, it seems only fair (and capitalistic) that Neil Clark Warren expand his worldview to include ALL people who are in the market for love. See the new business plan here.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Jingle Bails

As the weeks dwindle in both the year and the current administration, the Treasury Secretary just keeps spreading holiday cheer to Wall Street in hope of avoiding an historical lump of coal regarding his and Bush’s legacy. And you’ll never guess who the latest fat cat executive is, who has come hat in hand, to D.C. for a bailout.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Oprah Uncorked

Now that the election is over, Oprah has four more years to wait before she can snub Sarah Palin again, but how does she feel about the Obama presidency? Let’s just say it is a very special feeling.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I Voted

You know those handy dandy little stickers they pass out at polling places, at least at polls not guarded by intimidating domestic terrorists with nightsticks? You’ll never guess who got one in the midst of all the voting irregularities and registration fraud.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Christianity Astray

Obama is fighting hard to earn the votes of evangelical Christians, but can they be convinced to turn their backs on the GOP? Introducing Christianity Astray, the new magazine devoted to the devoted who are open to an Obama presidency.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Joe the Bourgeoisie

When things are really backed up, what you need is an expert who knows real crap when he sees it. Now if he could only do something about that darned bathroom graffiti.

Friday, October 17, 2008

TinaVision

Regarding Sarah Palin, Saturday Night Live has successfully created yet another vacuous caricature in the grand tradition of Dan Quayle and George W. Bush, thus demonstrating the razor-sharp judgment of the entertainment community. Bring on the next award show…

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Jeopardized Debate

After some doubt about the objectivity of past debate moderators, the search for an unbiased yet authoritative figure has at last been completed. And the debate format is sure to hold the audience’s attention — for at least half an hour.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Tantrum of Hope

Mesmerizing. Spellbinding. Snappy. A gifted orator, Obama has attained heights of Presidential sloganeering not seen since "Keep Cool with Coolidge." But one question remains. How exactly did Obama come up with it?

Friday, September 26, 2008

Brokebank Mountain

With the economic crisis and a Trillion-Dollar bill before Congress, the cowpatties are piling up, even by D.C. standards. Fortunately, two influential congressional chairmen are in control of the situation.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Barbie-Q- News

Sarah Palin just may be the new Joan of Arc. Though the inquisitions of old are now defunct, new ones have risen to take their place. We now know them as mainstream media interviews.

Friday, September 12, 2008

The Josephine Option

With all the GOP VP buzz, it seemed as though everyone had forgotten about old Joe Biden — until he had his PR team give him a makeover that Hillary and Palin supporters were sure to notice.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Peace on the Mall

It is the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The peaceful Muslims on American shores have finally risen in protest and called upon their brethren to assemble in Washington D.C. on the seventh anniversary of 9/11 to point out the sheer inhumanity and radical perversion of Islam that took place in 2001.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Trumping the Energy Crisis

With all the money to be made in the Great Energy Crunch, yet another billionaire has thrown his hat into the ring. What it takes to "trump" a money man like T. Boone Pickens is 1. a big wallet, 2. an even bigger ego, and 3. an even more ostentatious plan.

Monday, August 25, 2008

The Great Clintonis

The primaries may be over, but the Clintoni show never ends. It has made its way to Denver where The Great Mrs. Clintoni and her lovely assistant Mr. Clintoni will attempt their most death-defying stunt yet.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Ahmadinejad Games

Old Mahmoud is at it again. In his quest for international prestige, he has decided to follow in the footsteps of the Chinese by making his little tyrannical corner of the world respectable by submitting a bid to host the 2016 games.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Pelosi in Paradise

Now that Congress has gone on vacation, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has found a moment to send "the people" a postcard, and to top it all off, she has solved the energy crisis.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Department of Peace

Believe it or not, there is actually a campaign for the creation of a Department of Peace. Here’s a special message directly from the leader of the movement.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Friday, July 18, 2008

NeanderthAL

Ever since the award-winning flick An Inconvenient Truth, the general public has had to wait impatiently for the next silver screen wonder from Al Gore. They must wait no longer. The sequel is here at last, and All Right Magazine has the exclusive first look at the promotional poster.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Senators Debate

With either McCain or Obama ascending to the highest office in the land, the Senate has not had this kind of power since the days of the Roman Empire. Let’s take a live look inside this august body as our two candidates discuss energy and taxes.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Michellatron

Michelle Obama – More than meets the eye. Michellatron wages in battle to destroy the evil forces of the Republicons.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Andy's MeSpace

As the ultimate fan of pop culture, what would Andy Warhol have thought about sites like MySpace? Wonder no longer. He has returned from beyond the grave to give us one last comment on fame.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Conspiracy Theorist's Coloring Book

We’ve all seen Obama’s serene looking campaign posters. But are there hidden meanings behind the symbols? The answer is only a click away.

Friday, June 13, 2008

My Fair Leader

Our Fair President has always been right about not letting the ultimate weapon fall into the hands of the Iranians, but dagnabit he just couldn’t seem to master the pronunciation of said weapons, much to the chagrin of his presidential speech adviser.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Hillary's Face Lift

In the waning hours of the hotly contested Democratic primary season, Hillary Clinton’s desperate time called for a desparate measure — a face lift performed by the deft hands of the Democratic Party’s most famous doctor and his eerily creepy nurse.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Sweetiegate

We always suspected that Obama had a way with the ladies. But since the political correctness police have clamped down on Obama, he must go to plan B and find less offensive terms of endearment. See him try out the new lines here.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Maverick

John McCain revels in his reputation as a maverick, but what exactly is a maverick, anyhow? This nifty cartoon explains it perfectly.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Blabara Walters

What did over 50 reporters have to say at the press conference announcing the new Barbara Walters book and all its saucy details?

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Ben Stein's Money

What happens when an aging hippie gold digger doesn’t want to share the love? A lawsuit. Here’s the meeting between Yoko Ono and Ben Stein that didn’t make YouTube.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Reply Hazy

Have you ever stopped to wonder how Jimmy Carter makes all those great decisions — like giving away the Panama Canal, waiting around for 444 days while American hostages wither away in Iran, or deciding which Democratic candidate is endorsement worthy? The answer is now only a click away.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Wright Behind Thee

No matter what Obama does, it seems that he just can’t shake his twenty-year shadow, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Will Wright’s grand tour around the talk circuit do the trick? Here’s a picture worth a thousand words that has the answer.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Emperor Gore

Does "saving" the world actually mean ruling the world? Only Al Gore can say for sure.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Mahmoud Elevator

What is a typical day like for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? He’s no monster, of course, so he starts by doing what everyone else does — reading the morning paper. It looks like today is going to be a good day for the Islamic Republic!

Fudd meets Gantry

We’ve all heard the description of the typical bitter small-town American, but we’ve never seen one up close — until now.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Hillary Attacks



Hilarity ensues with this lampoon of Mrs. Clinton and Sinbad landing under heavy fire in Bosnia in true comic-book hero fashion.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Dawkins Dayschool

Fools say the darndest things.